Thanks for Nothing, Boomers T-Shirt
Help express your deepest gratitude to the generation that enjoyed the golden years and left us the tab. This cheeky tee is a great gift to playfully poke fun at the ultimate gatekeepers, offering a sarcastic salute while gently reminding them that 'pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps' is a lot harder when they bought all the boots.
Fit and sizing
Unisex regular fit. Runs true to size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. See the size chart below for measurements.
| Size | Chest width, flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
Fabric
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²). Pre-shrunk tri-blend for a soft, vintage feel. Lighter colors are slightly sheer — that's the nature of the tri-blend fabric.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Printed to order
We print each shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste. Production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days to ship within the US.
If something's wrong
Misprinted, damaged, or defective? Email us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you, your choice. See our full return policy.