Terms of service

About our products

Neptunes Outfitters is operated by Neptunes Ventures LLC, a Virginia limited liability company. All items are printed to order through a third-party fulfillment partner.

Our designs include humor about generational stereotypes. They are intended as lighthearted satire and are not directed at any individual.

Product photos are digital mockups. Actual garment color, fabric texture and print placement may vary slightly from what you see on screen, as screens render color differently. Print placement can vary by up to half an inch between garments, which is normal for printed apparel.

All designs, artwork, logos and text on this site are the property of Neptunes Ventures LLC and may not be reproduced, resold or used commercially without written permission.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order, and to correct pricing or product information errors, including after an order is placed. If we cancel your order, we'll refund you in full.